The blame goes to those darned Costco sample ladies. They sucked me in by smell alone. I didn't even get an actual sample (there were eight apparently hungry men pulling samples out of her hand before she could put them on the tray). But I needed a ham. And it smelled so good. And it actually comes in a cute little cloth cover. It almost looks gift wrapped.
Yes. Today I bought a Martha Stewart Ham. And if you want, you can too.
UPDATE: I just saw Martha on the Today show talking about holiday food and not one mention of her ham. Hmmmm.